Dear Ones,
It’s our anniversary today (<observed> as Yuhong pointed out every time I said it…since it’s actually tomorrow.)
As per tradition, today’s newsletter is co-written with Yuhong, extra snark included. We’d like to present this year’s holiday gift list to support your purchasing decisions for friends and family.
A Reasonable Holiday Gift List
Honeyritual tea - Functional tea made whole fruits and flowers that actually tastes amazing (not secretly gross like certain other ones on the market…) Christin might be the co-founder of this tea and this is indeed a blatant product placement. ($21.00)
Twitter Blue - Get your friend a lifetime subscription! ($7.99 x however long you think your friend will live.)
A roll of forever stamps - Fight inflation with forever stamps (US only, sorry!) Start handwriting letters to your loved ones so they know you personally care. If you don’t know what to say, just use ChatGPT or lex.page! ($60.00)
A Sage R8 Core 7-weight 10-foot flyfishing rod ($1,050.00) plus an Arbor XL fast-retrieval reel ($475.00) equipped with Scientific Angler’s Amplitude Textured Anadro fly line ($129.00)
Judge Yuhong and Judge Christin - Do you have an argument between you and your partner that you can't ever seem to resolve? Let Judge Yuhong and Judge Christin make the call once and for all. ($100)
Warm Wishes,
Christin and Yuhong
Excellent. My next interpersonal problem is already solved, Judge Yuhong and Judge Christin! Priceless.
What if I have an argument between me and myself???😂
Also what does "Functional" tea mean??